This is utterly amazing.
by captain metrocity
(negativity)
I Can't Believe What Is Happening To Me As I Read This. The Laughter This Article Generated Within Me Is Resounding Through The Passageways Of My Very Genetic Spiritual Being. It's Like I Have Awoken From A Blissfully Ignorant Slumber Only To Find The cold Harsh Steel Of Reality Slap Me With The Authority Of A Pimp. To Find Such Enlightement On The Internet Is Surely A Sign Of Life On Mars.
I Have Been Experiencing Extreme Hallucinations And Paranoia For About ThreE Months. I Often Contemplate Suicide. Now I Know That It's Just My DNA Changing! And That's Normal! It's Like A Second Puberty. Thank You, Fellow DNA Brethren! I Hope My Story Will Lend Credence To Your Wonderful Teachings. Live Long And Prosper.